| Word or Phrase | Translation | |
| 1 | 200 lb gorilla | adj.A human, usually yourself |
| 2 | Alien Abortion | adj.A hacked up, bumblefuckery of a jobSubmitted by: Justin M. |
| 3 | Alluvial Soil | nounAeroKroil, a brand of penetrating oilSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 4 | America's Hat | nounCanada |
| 5 | American Pesos | nounUS DollarsSubmitted by: Choocher |
| 6 | Angle of the Dangle | phraseSetting the correct angle for a tool or material |
| 7 | Angry Pixies | nounElectricity |
| 8 | Anti theft deterrent | adj.Horrible color, nobody will stealSubmitted by: J. Speirs |
| 9 | anti-litigation guard | nounTool safety guardSubmitted by: vc |
| 10 | Apprentice Marks | nounScratches, rough edges or cosmetic damage |
| 11 | Apprentice went at it with a dull beaver | exp.Poorly done, roughly finished Submitted by: Alex |
| 12 | Arkansas socket set | nounCrescent WrenchSubmitted by: Elseanno |
| 13 | Arm and a dick | phraseVery expensiveSubmitted by: Rudy R. |
| 14 | Art Bin | nounGarbage bin - see Fuck-it BucketSubmitted by: Mike |
| 15 | Ass | adj.A measure of effort (ie. half-ass, quarter-ass etc) |
| 16 | Astro Glide | nounGreaseSubmitted by: benjamin1014 |
| 17 | Automagically | adj.Getting done by its ownselfSubmitted by: Len Solomon |
| 18 | Baby doll | nounWifeSubmitted by: Big Dave |
| 19 | Barley Soup | nounBeerSubmitted by: Junkyard_the_mighty |
| 20 | Basal Platten | nounBase plateSubmitted by: Mike |
| 21 | Battaria | nounBattery |
| 22 | Beer | nounTime measurement unit. "It'll be ready in about a beer, beer and a half" |
| 23 | Better 3/4s | nounSee Baby doll Submitted by: Big Dave |
| 24 | Big Rock Candy Mountain | nounShenzhen, ChinaSubmitted by: svampstek |
| 25 | Bigger the gob, better the job | phraseuse an adequate amount of adhesive |
| 26 | Bitch Mittens | nounRubber gloves |
| 27 | Blond One | adj.Smallest unit of Cunt Hair |
| 28 | Blow's | nounLowe'sSubmitted by: Xterra |
| 29 | Borscht | nounBoschSubmitted by: Kartturi |
| 30 | Bottomside-Topwards | adj.Upside downSubmitted by: Slade McThornbody |
| 31 | Brain Bug | nounMicrochip, Integratet CircuitSubmitted by: schalk |
| 32 | Brother bear | nounsonSubmitted by: Spock |
| 33 | Buna-N | nounNitrile rubberSubmitted by: jfr |
| 34 | Burninator | nounSoldering iron |
| 35 | Cambodian Tire | nounCanadian Tire Submitted by: CartzMcgee |
| 36 | Canaderp | adj.CanadaSubmitted by: jfr |
| 37 | Canadian Copeck | adj.Canadian dollarSubmitted by: Big Dave |
| 38 | Canuckistan Kopeck | nounCanadian dollarSubmitted by: Xterra |
| 39 | Capzapitar | nounCapacitorSubmitted by: Bill R |
| 40 | Car painter | nounCarpenterSubmitted by: Julio Bellendez |
| 41 | Car Painters | nounCarpentersSubmitted by: SteamP |
| 42 | Carbohydrate foam | nounWood |
| 43 | Carefuling | verbTo act with careSubmitted by: DiscoJon |
| 44 | Catholic shoes | nounKnee padsSubmitted by: Buckford |
| 45 | Charge-Air | nounBattery ChargerSubmitted by: Warren L. |
| 46 | Cheese and rice | phraseJesus ChristSubmitted by: Kevin K |
| 47 | Chick-a-dee | adj.DaughterSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 48 | Chicken stick | adj.Non contact volt meterSubmitted by: Person |
| 49 | Chineseium | adj.Metal or material of poor quality |
| 50 | Chintzy | adj.Easily-broken; poor quality |
| 51 | Chooch | verbIn an operating state |
| 52 | Chooch Factor | nounHow well something worksSubmitted by: MrBlankenshipESQ |
| 53 | chooched her last | phraseCeased functioning due to wear-and-tear or bumblefuckerySubmitted by: Xterra |
| 54 | Choocher | nounThing which does the doinSubmitted by: Twra |
| 55 | Chowdered | adj.a roughened surfaceSubmitted by: adj. |
| 56 | Chunkage | nounSurface imperfections on a machined materialSubmitted by: Chase Carpenter |
| 57 | Clipboard Warrior | nounInspector |
| 58 | Clitterati | abbr.Hard-left FeministsSubmitted by: Ray otoole |
| 59 | Clockwards | adj.ClockwiseSubmitted by: Slade McThornbody |
| 60 | Cock for Dolly | nounThe right tool for the job |
| 61 | Cockford-Ollie | noun"Cock for Dolly" |
| 62 | Code brown | phrasecrap your drawersSubmitted by: PD |
| 63 | Concreture | nounConcrete contractor Submitted by: Ray Otoole |
| 64 | Condom Seal | nounGasketSubmitted by: JS |
| 65 | Confabulate | verbTo construct and fabricate simultaneously. Submitted by: Tex06 |
| 66 | Confuddled | adj.ConfusedSubmitted by: Chase Carpenter |
| 67 | confuser | nounComputer |
| 68 | Confusion 360 | nounFusion 360Submitted by: OliviaM |
| 69 | Cork Stuffer | nounTool for wife’s nightstandSubmitted by: Casey Scott |
| 70 | Corntact | exp."Contact". Something said before beginning to weld |
| 71 | CrackMaster-carr | nounMcMaster-Carr |
| 72 | Crapsman | nounCraftsman; A Sears tool brand |
| 73 | craptacular | adj.Of very low qualitySubmitted by: schalk |
| 74 | Cromulent | adj.Legit, good, functional. See SkookumSubmitted by: Mike |
| 75 | Cryobi | nounRyobi - the tool companySubmitted by: e2matt |
| 76 | Culvert with Wings | nounAirplaneSubmitted by: JS |
| 77 | Cungsten Targlide | nounTungsten Carbide |
| 78 | Cunning linguals | nounPlace where you feel the most painSubmitted by: Veradian |
| 79 | Cunt hair | nounAmbiguous unit of measurement usually under 1mmSubmitted by: Mac |
| 80 | Cunt's Fucked | phraseOut of orderSubmitted by: Chris |
| 81 | Cuntenental types | adj.EuropeansSubmitted by: Bas |
| 82 | Cuntstain Tongueglide | phraseTungsten carbide (see also Cungsten Targlide)Submitted by: junkyard_the_mighty |
| 83 | Cut it twice and it’s still short | phraseCarpenter Submitted by: Ray Otoole |
| 84 | Dead Tree-carcass | nounWood in various formsSubmitted by: Grotoiler |
| 85 | DeFault | nounDeWalt |
| 86 | Defuckulate | verbTo fix what you have just brokenSubmitted by: Pildy |
| 87 | Dewilt | nounDewaltSubmitted by: caspian |
| 88 | Diaper cream | nounThermal paste |
| 89 | Dick beater | nounHand. "Something you can hold right in the palm of your dirty ol' dick beater" |
| 90 | Dickered | adj.A tool or part what's chooched 'er last |
| 91 | Dicklickxia | nounDyslexiaSubmitted by: Terran Mace |
| 92 | Dinosaur squeezings | nounLiquid product derived from petrochemicals |
| 93 | doll hairs | nounDollars |
| 94 | Doobleydoo | nounComment Box |
| 95 | Dumb as a fox | phraseTo be intelligent but appearing incompetentSubmitted by: J Garrett |
| 96 | Dungaree | nounDegree (thermal unit of measurement)Submitted by: Grotoiler |
| 97 | Durasmell | nounDuracell battery |
| 98 | Ear Hole Pluggers | nounEar PlugsSubmitted by: Nickel |
| 99 | Elechicken | nounElectrician Submitted by: benjamin1014 |
| 100 | Elechicken's hammer | nounPliers |
| 101 | electrocity | nounElectricity |
| 102 | Electronicals | nounElectronic circuitry and/or controlsSubmitted by: Xterra |
| 103 | Embiggen | verbTo make bigger or largerSubmitted by: Mike |
| 104 | Empire of Dirt | nounAvE's workshopSubmitted by: jfr |
| 105 | Enginerded | adj.EngineeredSubmitted by: svampstek |
| 106 | Enginerding | verbEngineering designed down to a price pointSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 107 | Especial | adj."Special" pronounced in SpanishSubmitted by: Rio |
| 108 | Everdeady | nounEveready battery |
| 109 | Fabricobble | verbFabricate, usually in a rough manner |
| 110 | Factory Retention Tool | nounVise GripSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 111 | Fajita | nounKnock-off MakitaSubmitted by: Carlos |
| 112 | Familial hibernaculum | nounFamily homeSubmitted by: M. T. Cruse |
| 113 | Fap-Off | nounSnap-OnSubmitted by: junkyard_the_mighty |
| 114 | Farstner | nounFastener Submitted by: This dude |
| 115 | Fart Smeller | phraseSmart Feller (fellow)Submitted by: Criggie |
| 116 | Fat Coca-Cola Salesman | nounSanta ClausSubmitted by: durexyl |
| 117 | Finger | verbFigureSubmitted by: Ky |
| 118 | Fingered | adj.Figured |
| 119 | Flea-Bay | nounEbay |
| 120 | Fluke | nounA company that produces measurement equipment |
| 121 | For Frog snacks | phraseFor fucks sakeSubmitted by: MarkusD |
| 122 | Foreskin | nounForesight |
| 123 | Frankenstein | nounFahrenheitSubmitted by: schalk |
| 124 | Freedom Bucks | nounUnited States dollarsSubmitted by: Xterra |
| 125 | Freedomseeds | nounammunitionSubmitted by: Kalf |
| 126 | From tip to taint | phraseStem to sternum; all the waySubmitted by: Rudy R. |
| 127 | Frozen Shithole of Hoth | verbCanadaSubmitted by: Xterra |
| 128 | Frylon | nounSmoldering or burnt nylonSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 129 | Fuck'em | verbFacom, a French tool brand Submitted by: JD |
| 130 | Fuck-it Bucket | nounTrash CanSubmitted by: schalk |
| 131 | fuckulate | verbTo mess with. To pull apart to see how it works.Submitted by: Eddie S. |
| 132 | Fudge Factor | nounA figure included in a calculation to account for error or unanticipated circumstances |
| 133 | Fukhead screw | nounPhillips head screw |
| 134 | Fukhead screwdriver | nounPhillips head screwdriverSubmitted by: CBDave |
| 135 | Futons | nounPhotons |
| 136 | Gargler | nounGoogleSubmitted by: MrBlankenshipESQ |
| 137 | Gas Axe | adj.Cutting TorchSubmitted by: Tom |
| 138 | Geomatics | nounGeometrySubmitted by: axemann |
| 139 | Georgia Overdrive | phraseNeutral In a vehicleSubmitted by: Wiz |
| 140 | Gettin' Spot | nounStore |
| 141 | Golden Reliever | nounGolden RetrieverSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 142 | Gravity | nounWeight or Heft; "She's got some real gravity in 'er"Submitted by: matt c |
| 143 | Green death | nounElectrical/battery corrosionSubmitted by: Schig |
| 144 | Grin the shit out of turd sandwiches | phraseStay happy in bad situationsSubmitted by: JS |
| 145 | Guinea pig it out | phraseRun an experimentSubmitted by: DGly |
| 146 | guttentoight | phraseGerman for something that is really tightSubmitted by: Sanese |
| 147 | Gypsy information | nounGPS coordinatesSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 148 | H.P.H.T. | nounHot Pink Hockey Tape |
| 149 | Hair Compressor | nounAir CompressorSubmitted by: Matt A. |
| 150 | Hand break on a canoe | adj.Useless Submitted by: Ray otoole |
| 151 | Hand work | adj.MasturbationSubmitted by: Greasy Gringo |
| 152 | Handcuff Burner | nounWedding ringSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 153 | Hangulation | adj.Angle, usually referring to a bevel or chamfearSubmitted by: D.coppo |
| 154 | Have a wee boo under the petticoats | phraseTake a quick look insideSubmitted by: Kevin K |
| 155 | Hazard Fart | adj.Harbor FreightSubmitted by: Elgin |
| 156 | Hazard Fraud | adj.Harbor FreightSubmitted by: asdfjkl |
| 157 | Healing bench | nounA workbench for dissecting tools and equipment Submitted by: TheMrCos1 |
| 158 | Hiballs | nounEyeballsSubmitted by: Matt A. |
| 159 | Hindicator | nounIndicatorSubmitted by: Chase Carpenter |
| 160 | His-scratcy | nounHitachiSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 161 | Home-gamer | noun"do-it-yourselfer" |
| 162 | Homeless Despot | nounHome Depot |
| 163 | Honey Schmoo | noun"Honey Goo" brand spray lubricantSubmitted by: Xterra |
| 164 | Hoo-Ha rattler | nounVibratorSubmitted by: G8OCV |
| 165 | Hoonskint | adj.Husky brand of tools Submitted by: Mskaletski |
| 166 | Hoop-a-jooped | adj.Warped, bent, out of balanceSubmitted by: H. Baker |
| 167 | Horror Freight | nounHarbor FreightSubmitted by: Rees |
| 168 | hot snot | nounHot Glue |
| 169 | Hot Supper | adj.Tool abuseSubmitted by: Bwatso17 |
| 170 | Hot-Metal Glue Gun | nounWelding Machine |
| 171 | In and out apparatus | abbr.DoorSubmitted by: Ray otoole |
| 172 | Inconel | nounNickel-chromium-based superalloysSubmitted by: Natcho |
| 173 | Industrial Lego | nounOff the shelf parts that have generic applicationsSubmitted by: Scott Wright |
| 174 | Infernal Combustion | nounInternal CombustionSubmitted by: tr0x |
| 175 | inkanel | nounNickel |
| 176 | Inky-bay | nounEbaySubmitted by: Len Solomon |
| 177 | Insulting tape | nounInsulation tapeSubmitted by: Ray otoole |
| 178 | Into the abyss | adj.Lost somewhere in the shopSubmitted by: Suraj Grewal |
| 179 | Jay-Ay-Pan | nounJapan |
| 180 | Jeezeless | adj.UselessSubmitted by: Len Solomon |
| 181 | Jeweler's X-Ray | nounHammerSubmitted by: Kartturi |
| 182 | JFM | abbr.Just Fucking Magic |
| 183 | Juicy Wench | nounLiquid Wrench, brand of penetrating oilSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 184 | Kanukistan | nounCanadaSubmitted by: Mike |
| 185 | Ker-Lick | exp.The sound a torque wrench makesSubmitted by: Chris |
| 186 | Knuckle fucker | nounCresent WrenchSubmitted by: Iron |
| 187 | Lego detector | nounFootSubmitted by: JamesB |
| 188 | Letting the smoke out | verbDestroying an electrical component |
| 189 | Man Glitter | nounMetal Filings (from dying gears)Submitted by: JS |
| 190 | Mao’s Dollarama | nounHarbor Freight (see Hazard Fraught)Submitted by: Dingus |
| 191 | Mastercrap | nounMastercraft |
| 192 | Meat-hook abortion | adj.Messy; botched jobSubmitted by: Rudy R. |
| 193 | Micro-Adjustor | nounHammerSubmitted by: CBDave |
| 194 | Milfucky | nounMilwaukee; a brand of powertools |
| 195 | Millimeter adjuster | adj.Hammer Submitted by: Ray otoole |
| 196 | Monkey Shit | nounMoldable substance for sealingSubmitted by: Bill R |
| 197 | Motorb | nounAn electric motor.Submitted by: Xterra |
| 198 | Mouth Breather | adj.idiotSubmitted by: Elseanno |
| 199 | Neodiddlium | nounNeodynium (Magnet)Submitted by: matt c |
| 200 | Never-sneeze | nounA type of greaseSubmitted by: Len Solomon |
| 201 | NFG | abbr.No F'n Good |
| 202 | Not teabag | phraseNot too badSubmitted by: ?E |
| 203 | Nut Fucker | nounCrescent Wrench |
| 204 | Nut Lathe / Swedish Nut Lathe | nounCrescent WrenchSubmitted by: svampstek |
| 205 | O'smelloscope | nounOscilloscope |
| 206 | Oarf | verbThe less than climatic brother of chooch; the do nothing mode of operationSubmitted by: That Diego Guy |
| 207 | Oilberta | nounAlberta |
| 208 | one-smoke | noun"one-stroke" engine. (eg. rocket motor)Submitted by: Viking |
| 209 | Ones-and-zeroes | nounClever pixie wrangling, usually contained within a brain box.Submitted by: Chlorate |
| 210 | Opine | exp.opinion |
| 211 | Pana-suck-it | nounPanasonicSubmitted by: TJ |
| 212 | Pecker detector | nounMagnifying glassSubmitted by: Chris d |
| 213 | Percussive maintenance | verbHit with a hammer Submitted by: A Turd Herder |
| 214 | Petticoat | nounEnclosureSubmitted by: Roshan |
| 215 | PFO | abbr.Please fuck offSubmitted by: BUU |
| 216 | Pissin' with the cock you got | phraseUsing what is available |
| 217 | Pissy | abbr.Pounds per square inch (PSI) |
| 218 | pixie choreography | nounCircuit designSubmitted by: vc |
| 219 | Pixie containment device | phraseBatterySubmitted by: Carlos |
| 220 | Pixie path coordinator | nounAn electric switchSubmitted by: Xterra |
| 221 | Pixie Wrangler | nounElectronic TechnicianSubmitted by: schalk |
| 222 | plumbear | nounPlumberSubmitted by: vc |
| 223 | Poor Man's Dremel | nounBreak-away craft knifeSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 224 | Powder Actuated Tool | nounGunSubmitted by: TonyM |
| 225 | Power Fister | adj.Power Fist ToolsSubmitted by: FOD87 |
| 226 | Prefamulated | adj.Pre-installedSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 227 | Procrasterbation | verbProcrastination |
| 228 | Pug fugly | adj.Butt ugly |
| 229 | Rape Wagon | nounSnap-on tool dealer's truckSubmitted by: PFO |
| 230 | Rapid Onset Lead Poisoning | phraseDeath by ShootingSubmitted by: TonyM |
| 231 | Rattle your fillings from down stairs | phraseTo shake or vibrate vigorouslySubmitted by: Rudy R. |
| 232 | Real tear | exp.BloodSubmitted by: Xterra |
| 233 | Rectum fryer | nounRectifier |
| 234 | Recycled Toilet Paper | nounMedium density fiberboard (MDF) |
| 235 | Release the schmoo | phraseTo remove a bolt, housing or other such stopper, and let out liquid or sludge contained withinSubmitted by: junkyard_the_mighty |
| 236 | Ridden hard and put away wet | phraseHad a lot of use and abuseSubmitted by: Sanese |
| 237 | Rippim | abbr.RPM / Revolutions per minute |
| 238 | RTFM | abbr.Read the fucking manual |
| 239 | Running a marathon 2 inches at a time | phraseMasturbationSubmitted by: MikeK |
| 240 | Rust enthusiast | nounWelderSubmitted by: Ray Otoole |
| 241 | S and M | abbrShe sleeps and I masturbateSubmitted by: Thad Mulholland |
| 242 | Safety squints | nounImprovised eye protection |
| 243 | Saskatchewan all-sixteenths | nounCrescent WrenchSubmitted by: Big Sav |
| 244 | Saskatchewan Chrome | nounDuck TapeSubmitted by: Matt A. |
| 245 | Saskatchewan Loctite | adj.Cross ThreadedSubmitted by: Art |
| 246 | Saskatchewan Socket Wrench | nouncrescent wrenchSubmitted by: Viking |
| 247 | Satisfactin' | nounSatisfying |
| 248 | Scamazon | nounAmazonSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 249 | Schmoo | nounAmbiguous fluid or paste |
| 250 | Science | nounCelsius - Unit of temperature measurementSubmitted by: Prime_8 |
| 251 | Scumito | adj.A mosquito.Submitted by: CosmicCat90 |
| 252 | Sexpert | nounExpertSubmitted by: Terran Mace |
| 253 | Shermany | nounGermanySubmitted by: Erik |
| 254 | Shit Stain | phraseSmoke or burn markSubmitted by: MikeK |
| 255 | Shit Stains | nounScorch MarksSubmitted by: JS |
| 256 | Shit Tickets | nounToilet PaperSubmitted by: RDF |
| 257 | Shitshubishi | adj.MitsubishiSubmitted by: Sunfresh1 |
| 258 | Shituation | nounSituationSubmitted by: Anthony P. |
| 259 | Sili-con-carne | nounSilicon |
| 260 | Sitting in an office running a marathon on a FitBit | phraseMasturbatingSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 261 | Skeleton in a biscuit tin | phraserattle Submitted by: Ray otoole |
| 262 | Skookum | adj.Durable; of a high quality or standard |
| 263 | Skookumify | verbTo make more skookumSubmitted by: MrBlankenshipESQ |
| 264 | Slaughtering Iron | nounSoldering IronSubmitted by: Emil C |
| 265 | Smack and pecker | adj.Black and DeckerSubmitted by: JamesB |
| 266 | Smoke test | nounTurn power on for the first time to see where you fucked up the wire jobSubmitted by: E. McDermott |
| 267 | Snatch 23 | adj.Catch 22Submitted by: Slade McThornbody |
| 268 | Snow Mexican | nounCanadianSubmitted by: Criggie |
| 269 | Soft as woodpecker lips | phraseVery hardSubmitted by: ?E |
| 270 | Sometimes you're the fuck-ee, sometimes you're the fuck-or | phraseSometimes things go well for you, sometimes they don'tSubmitted by: JS |
| 271 | Son of a diddly | phraseSon of a bitchSubmitted by: junkyard_the_mighty |
| 272 | sore dick deal | exp.An incredible bargain that can't be beatenSubmitted by: Xterra |
| 273 | Spinamathing | noungearSubmitted by: JS |
| 274 | spontaneous deconstruction | adj.An explosionSubmitted by: Honolulu |
| 275 | SRCH | abbr.Split Red Cunt Hair. A very small distance.Submitted by: C. Stripling |
| 276 | Stealership | adj.The place where you take your vehicle to get your money stolen |
| 277 | Sticktion | nounFriction. Related to SticktivitySubmitted by: K. Svanholm |
| 278 | Sticktivity | nounPropensity of a substance to stick or adhere to anotherSubmitted by: Mech |
| 279 | Stone Flinger | nounLawn MowerSubmitted by: Stubby |
| 280 | Strap-On | nounSnap-onSubmitted by: DJS |
| 281 | Summer teeth | phrase"some are here, some are there"Submitted by: Criggie |
| 282 | Sweating like a dyslexic on countdown | phraseUnder pressure Submitted by: Ray otoole |
| 283 | Swing Press | nounHammerSubmitted by: R |
| 284 | Tapometer | nounPronounced "Tap·om·e·ter". Hammer, when used to adjust Submitted by: Kiribatichris |
| 285 | tee-bag | phraseToo bad |
| 286 | ten peckered billy goat | nounSomething that is very hotSubmitted by: rgelley |
| 287 | testicle | adj.testing somethingSubmitted by: me |
| 288 | Thaitanium | adj.Metal or material of poor quality: see "chineseium"Submitted by: ya boy, g kelly |
| 289 | The immaculate deception | phraseRipped offSubmitted by: Ray otoole |
| 290 | The Ol' Jazz Hands Routine | nounTo search for something on the internetSubmitted by: MrBlankenshipESQ |
| 291 | The Schindlers fist | nounTax payerSubmitted by: Ray otoole |
| 292 | The stranger | adj.Left armSubmitted by: Joe R |
| 293 | The wife's paint booth | nounMake up application room / bathroomSubmitted by: Randy |
| 294 | Thumb detector | nounHammerSubmitted by: Mt |
| 295 | Thumb-detecting nut fucker | nounAdjustable wrench with hammer |
| 296 | Thunderfucked | adj.DestroyedSubmitted by: Rudy R |
| 297 | Tingle through your dingle | phraseSense of excitement |
| 298 | Tits and Pickles | phraseShits and giggesSubmitted by: Geno |
| 299 | Titterpate | verbTo laugh at one's own joke.Submitted by: Criggie |
| 300 | To kill you shots | nounTequila shots |
| 301 | Tongueslip Turdglide | nounTungsten Carbide Submitted by: Ed D |
| 302 | Tonguetangulated | adj.Being somewhat misspokenSubmitted by: Len Solomon |
| 303 | Tor-Q | verbTorque |
| 304 | Turd herder | nounPlumberSubmitted by: D.coppo |
| 305 | two-smoke | phraseTwo-stroke, as in an engineSubmitted by: Xterra |
| 306 | Uncle Bumblefuck | Your's truly (AvE)Submitted by: Chase Carpenter |
| 307 | Unobtainium | adj.A very precious, rare, or expensive material |
| 308 | Usual Scumbags | nounBig box tool store (see Gettin' Spot or Hazard Fraught)Submitted by: MC-Ontariostan |
| 309 | Vagitarian | adj.To prefer the company of women Submitted by: Siggiewi |
| 310 | Vegtabate | verbTo sit alone, usually accompanied by beer, in contemplation of nothing in particular. Submitted by: Shawn Meek |
| 311 | Verk | nounWorkSubmitted by: e2matt |
| 312 | Vijaho | nounVideo |
| 313 | Weiner Schleiden | nounWD40Submitted by: EricTELA |
| 314 | West European throat disease | nounThe Dutch languageSubmitted by: W. Anker |
| 315 | Willfuckee | nounMilwaukee |
| 316 | Wobblepop | nounBeerSubmitted by: Kevin K |
| 317 | Wooden frying pan | adj.Useless Submitted by: Ray otoole |
| 318 | X-ray machine | adj.HammerSubmitted by: Luigi |
| 319 | Zip strap | nounCable TieSubmitted by: Criggie |